If you weren't born with it
若天生貌不惊人
You can buy a couple ornaments
你可以选择花钱买东西装扮自己
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
不过在做一切之前请一定要听听我的忠告
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
毕竟我知道很快你就会厌烦这些说教
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
嘿，女孩，如果你想要拥有所喜爱的“性”
You can always call up a professional
你可以去请一位这方面的专业人士（整容医生）
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
他们会一针一刀地改造你，像修剪盆栽一样
Kids forever, kids forever
常葆青春，年轻永恆
Baby soft skin turns into leather
亲爱的，柔滑的肌肤总有一天会衰老鬆弛
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
不要害怕惊慌，只是个小整形手术罢了
No one will love you if you're unattractive
若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
噢土豆头太太请告诉我，经历伤痛（整形）就能够带来美丽吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗？
Will a pretty face make it better?
虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
噢土豆头先生请告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?
你为这次手术花费了多少
Do you swear you'll stay forever
你会发誓和她永远在一起
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她人老珠黄
Even if her face don't stay together
美丽面容不复存在吗
If you want a little more confidence
若想要找到更多自信
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
那土豆变成炸薯条，这也符合常情常理
All you need's a couple more condiments
想要博得讚美，你所需要的只是一些调味品
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
以及大把的钞票罢了
It's such a waste
这是如此的浪费
When little girls grow into their mothers face
当小女孩最终长成她们母亲的模样
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
不过小女孩们正学着如何剪贴複製别人的脸庞
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
然后终其一生地守着这张脸化着妆抿着她们的嘴唇
Kids forever, kids forever
常葆青春，年轻永恆
Baby soft skin turns into leather
亲爱的，柔滑的肌肤总有一天会衰老鬆弛
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
不要害怕惊慌，只是个小整形手术罢了
No one will love you if you're unattractive
若是不漂亮可没人会喜欢你的
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
噢土豆头太太请告诉我，经历伤痛（整形）就能够带来美丽吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗？
Will a pretty face make it better?
虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
噢土豆头先生请告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?
你为这次手术花费了多少
Do you swear you'll stay forever
你会发誓和她永远在一起
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽面容不复存在吗
Stay forever, stay forever
你会永远相伴，不离不弃
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她人老珠黄吗
Stay forever, stay forever
永远相伴，不离不弃
Even if her face don't stay together
就算她的美丽面容不复存在
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?
噢土豆头太太请告诉我，经历伤痛（整形）就能够带来美丽吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
姣好的面容就能带来幸福的保证吗？
Will a pretty face make it better?
虚假的面容能带给人快乐吗
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
噢土豆头先生请告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?
你为这次手术花费了多少
Do you swear you'll stay forever
你会发誓和她永远在一起
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的美丽面容不复存在吗
Stay forever, stay forever
永远相伴，不离不弃
Even if her face don't stay together
就算她的美丽面容不复存在
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Cry Baby在Pacify Her的故事后更加自信，对每个事物都有了自己的主见。看到电视里Mrs.Potato Head整容成功，宣告“痛苦过后就是美丽（打针）”，她很不解为何这些女人这样追求美丽，至少她想要问：“你们做这些手术时，你们本身到底怎幺样？你们的美丽真的可以持久吗？”